Hey, you know that Sonic Doll you got as a housewarming gift from that demon? Well, hate to break it to ya, but that's a real possessed idol ya got in your possession. And I hate to make it even worse, but that same demon is burnin' your kitchen right now. How do I know this? I once had one of those possessed Sonic Dolls as a gift from the same demon. However, I got him to stop being evil and instead have hot sex with me! It was a great experience, let me tell you. Welp, ya better kill the little demon before he burns your house down! =)
Toodles,
Pinkamena, AKA The God Of Hellfire
PS: Don't let him--you know what? It's better if I don't tell you. Teehee! =)